Living in gratitude

Since God chose you to be the holy people He loves, you must clothe yourselves with tenderhearted mercy, kindness, humility, gentleness, and patience. Make allowance for each other's faults, and forgive anyone who offends you. Remember, the Lord forgave you, so you must forgive others. Above all, ... Continue reading

My 2008 New Year’s resolutions

I am resolved to be a better human being, treading lightly on this Goode Earth™ and living gently and kindly among all of God's creatures. With that in mind, here are my 2008 New Year's Resolutions. I resolve to reduce my personal carbon footprint by exhaling 20% less. I resolve to continue ... Continue reading

Resolved

My New Year's Resolutions for 2006: I resolve never again to launch a bowling ball over the roof with a trebuchet. And Harry, if you're reading this, again I'm very, very sorry about the Lexus. I resolve to stop making those retching sounds when my wife serves asparagus. I resolve never ... Continue reading