December 31, 2007
Candidates Speak Out on Waterboarding
As a public service, I offer these quotations from two presidential candidates explaining their positions on waterboarding.November 30, 2007
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December 31, 2005
Whereas, it is widely agreed that I have many unfortunate and annoying qualities;
And whereas, the beginning of a New Year is frequently regarded as an opportunity to make improvements aimed at reducing the generally negative impressions that one leaves in one's wake as one travels this vale of tears;
Therefore, be it resolved...
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January 15, 2005
Court Answers Prayers of Darwin Faithful
In a victory for Scientific Fundamentalists, a judge requires stickers calling evolution a "theory, not a fact" to be removed from Georgia textbooks.December 22, 2004
Manichewitz Disputes Archaeologist's Claim
Are the stone pieces recently unearthed at Cana evidence of Jesus' first miracle, or a clever hoax?November 27, 2004
Maryland Renames Thanksgiving 'Lucky Thursday'
The pilgims "knelt in the sand and thanked their lucky stars."November 14, 2004
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Sartre Brigade Deployed in Afghanistan
French existentialists to be deployed in Afghanistan. Mission: Eradicate faith in God.September 18, 2004
FLASH! CBS NEWS Reveals Major Scoop!
Recently discovered documents purportedly by disciple Thomas question validity of Christ's resurrection.September 8, 2004
June 15, 2004
The Episcopal church has not been known of late for its fundamentalist leanings. So one wonders, what sort of homily might we have heard at President Reagan's funeral if the service had been in the hands of one of the...
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Your intrepid correspondent has obtained a super-secret memo detailing plans for a sequel to "The Passion of the Christ." The project, tentatively named "The Passion: Reloaded," takes place during the 40-day period following Jesus' resurrection. The memo to potential...
